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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Klein's Panda Express, Netflix or Notflix and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.4

When airports smell great.

0:30.1

This is the world famous J. Rock.

0:34.1

Call of 20.

0:35.0

Let's go ahead and make your dreams become a reality.

0:37.0

And if your dreams are not to go see Foo Fight fighters in Nashville, then quickly change those to your dreams. So we can make your dreams become a reality. It's part of K Rock's Road Trip USA and we need you on the phones now. Even if you've never called K Rock before, perhaps you've never made an outgoing call before. You could text us, sure, you could DM us. That's fine. But if you want to qualify it for this trip, you better call us, 800, 5201067. And we get you to Nashville with some food fighters, qualify someone every hour all day, all week, every day till 6 p.m. Nice to see you, nice to meet you. Thanks for coming back for more. And if you're back to KROC for the first time in a while, you're in a rental car today and don't have your phone to listen to your favorite podcast. Well, it's nice to meet you. I'm Klein. There's Ali. I know rap pieces. That's Allie for you. She's always got catchy sayings like that. I was actually cleaning some of those up yesterday. On Friday when Ali was not here. Time to clean the grill. What the hell? Yeah, when you're trying to get pregnant and you're going through all of the things you're doing, like the sound baths and the meditation and eating healthy, I feel like cleaning rat feces should be bottom of your list. Definitely not recommended, but there's no one else that's going to clean the grill with me. What's your wife do? That's a great question, Omar.

1:45.1

She does laundry.

1:47.4

That's a great question. No, but you have to do the, she does the wash.

1:50.4

I do the man things and the women things.

1:53.4

How many, how much rat feces was in your grill?

1:57.0

It's not even in the grill.

1:58.5

It's at the bottom where the little trap is, you know, where the little oil trap.

2:03.0

All around there was wrapped feces. Oh, nice. So I had to clean all that up. Well, what? That's gross. At least I think, unless it was charred, delicious barbecue. There's only one way to find out. It was only about a week.

2:16.1

It was only about a week ago when we were putting together our list for a summer, fun or summer that Ali said we should all come to her backyard for a barbecue. And now I think we can go ahead and cross that off the list for the summer. No, it was Katie actually who mentioned, I think it's been a while since you've cleaned the grill and they're probably rat like we should make sure that

2:34.8

there's no rat poop in there and then I opened it and I was like yikes does Katie say hey I think

2:40.1

you know such and such needs to be done and then Allie's like oh okay I'm gonna get on this we had to

2:45.9

reorganize our kids toys yesterday this was very very similar All, to the time that my wife said when the fires were

2:52.2

happening and she said, one of us should stay up tonight to keep watch and I just took an ambient.

2:56.7

Yeah. That's the same way. It's the same exact thing right there. So now I just need to start

3:02.8

taking ambient. Yeah. She can go, someone needs to clean the grill and I'll be like, well, I just took an ambient. Just took an ambient. Can't do it. Hey, Tommy, you are the 20th caller from Pasadena. Congratulations. Oh, yeah. Thanks, guys. You're very welcome. You've won nothing yet except for a chance to win and you are a step closer to going to see yourself some food fighters in Nashville. Bill. So get out your favorite spurs and be ready for us to call you back in a week and you'll qualify another name in about an hour right here on K.Row. You know people say that knowing phrase where they go, I was this many days old when I learned blank. That was today years old. I was today years old, whatever they say. And then you go, why don't you say what you learned? I don't need this whole little riddle here. No one's going to figure out what you're getting at. Well, everyone can figure it out. I didn't realize this. I knew Panda Express. Greatest orange chicken on the planet. Oh, it's... Is that a happy sound or no? No, it's terrible.

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