Ally Took the Day Off for a 5 Minutes Procedure?? 9FULL SHOW 5/29!)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

We try to slog through today's show while Ally goes hard for a B-team embryo implant, Jake makes a confession in the drive-thru, Mr. Fall in the Hall takes your stories about injuring yourself while walking, we open the box of shame and we try to spell as fast as you latest spelling bee champion from Rancho Cuccamaungo!

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.3	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Gran and Ali?
0:32.1	Are you ready?
0:34.1	Hello, Klein and Ali, you little bitch.
0:37.3	Clan and Ali, it's just okay.
0:40.5	The Stolat Plainsbury, you much.
0:43.5	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.5	Whoa, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:47.8	Beable Clown All right.
0:49.5	Let's get the Sto shouted.
0:51.5	The show started.
0:53.5	The show started. The show started.
0:55.3	We are live in Los Angeles.
0:57.7	Three, two, one.
1:01.1	And here we go.
1:05.2	I think you want me money.
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