This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

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And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right, $5. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. It's a season for gift giving, and apparently I'm no good at it, and I've been told every year as much as I think I put in effort that I'm not great at giving

you guys gifts and usually you will accept them and say thank you and then mock me after the fact which is a sad thing it doesn't happen in the real world because people just accept it quietly and never speak of it again if they don't like it but you guys feel the need you can't even wait till January 3rd or whenever we go back on the air so that you can go wow it was a real piece real piece of crap gift that Klein gave us. And yes, I did get screwed with those little microphone men one year. That was much better in theory than in reality. I regret that purchase and it was expensive. And then I found out that they had cheaper knockoffs and I don't even, the one I ended up getting you guys. Is that the knockoff or the real thing? Those were, I thought, the real thing, but...

I think also you bought it on Instagram and you can't really tell size.

Right. I thought they were much larger.

And then when they arrived, they were...

Very tiny, and they tipped over.

And Jake still likes his, I think he's the only guy who likes his, because it fits into his weird

nerd hole aesthetic.

I've got mine in my little studio home. Omar? Oh, you still have yours on display, Omar?

Yeah.

Let me ask you a question with those little microphone men that I got you one year. They serve no purpose. Don't ask about it. They don't serve a purpose. They're a lamp, first of all. Are they supposed to light up? Yeah. They have like a little USB. never plugged mine in.

There's one, Ali. Hold it up.

Show the YouTube.

Look at that.

It looks crappy now because it's...

It was so crazy now.

Because it up. Show the YouTube. Look at that. It looks crappy now because it's. It was so crappy and so cheap that we have extras laying around, man. Oh, I did order a few extras. Do you want to see him stand up? Because you can't. All right. Well, I thought that was a great gift for everyone because you guys work in radio.

And, well, anyway, I realized after the fact that I was stupid and it was a waste of money. Hey, you tried. I thought I tried. It was not only a bad gift, but it was a gift that was the same for everyone, which is my thing. And I know that I'm not a very good gift together either because I put... You're the last person that should be given notes I put too much effort into things and then I feel like I track

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