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It's a Klein Alley Show on K Rock. Getting ready for K.Rox's almost acoustic Christmas. Also slogging into the end of the year. Lots to get into, if you want tickets, we have at least two pairs, excuse me, three pairs for you this morning. We'll do one at 9 a.m. sharp, 10 a.m. sharp. and then we've got VIP access for a few people that claim this is the morning they're going to attempt to go naked with grandma as we do a little bit reboot. And yes, you heard that many, many years ago on K Rock with Kevin and Bean. Kevin Ryder challenged us to try to bring it back. Very difficult to do a naked with anyone in the year 2025. But we will attempt to do it today on the show. Jake will get part two of his haircut, although sadly Ali reported this morning that she left her bag of pubs at home. So we're going to see if Ali's mom can get them in the back of an Uber or maybe even a Waymo, less judgy. Oh yeah, they can go on the freeway now. And send them to us here at the station so that we can finish.

Might be guy that way, but I'm going to steal it. I didn't realize this, but the haircut that you got yesterday at the live show, which looks terrible, people can see pictures of it up on our Instagram, a Klein Alley show, or they can watch right now as we're streaming on YouTube. Your mom is livid about it. Oh, yeah, oh, God. How funny is this?

I didn't know this.

I didn't know this.

I didn't even realize that because, you know, at some point, you would just think, you know, you're your own man. You're a grown-ass man. You don't need to answer to your mom anymore. Like, I feel like those days of mom getting mad at the bad haircut you gave yourself kind of come to an end. Yeah, but they, I think, paid for his last car.

I mean, he's still kind of their baby, right, Jake?

Jake, what happened with your mom?

Well, I didn't know this. I sent a photo to her, my sister. Of course, your sister. I'm sorry? Thirst drop. Forget it, man. Sorry, go ahead. You're saying. You set the picture. What happened? And my mom just said, is that real? And I said, man. Sorry, go ahead. You set the picture, and what happened?

And my mom just said, is that real?

And I said, yeah.

And she was pissed because she had, like, family photos planned for when I go back to Texas for Christmas.

This makes it even better, man.

That's so great.

And now you're going to tell her that you're going to add pubes into the situation.

Well, no, I'm not telling her that.

No.

No.

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