Okay, all right, all right, all right, here we go, here we go. Welcome, hi, everyone. Welcome. It's Showertime, the live podcast. Wee! At the Hollywood Park Casino! Hey, thanks for being here, and a special shout-out to all the very confused blackjack players that will not know what the fuck is going on in this room for the next few hours. This show's going to go on until midnight, Ali said. Not a second sooner. She wants to do it till midnight.

That's why I don't want to pull it all nighter baby there's wins and losses over the air but here it is only losses no no wins we got VIP tickets for you to go to Kerrox almost acoustic Christmas everyone here's eligible we'll pick it out of here also because it is thrifty Thursday El Chippo is becoming elf cheapo and she's going to We'll pick it out of here. Also, because it is thrifty Thursday,

El Chippo is becoming Elf Chippo, and she's going to be giving away a bunch of crap she got at the dollar store today. Elf Chippo. Do you want to mention how long you're in line? Well, you know, it's funny because when you're in a line where there's only, there's several checkers, but there's only one lane open, and there's a line that is getting longer and longer and longer. I was the second to next person in line, and then they opened up another register. They said, okay, line two, and nobody said, why don't you go ahead? Everyone said, move the fuck out of the way, I'm next. And that happened to be many times I was in line for a long

ass time and nothing's a dollar anymore everything's a dollar 50 dollar 75 I have a five

dollar item in here guys whoa what I have a five dollar item and none of it's returnable

so elf cheapo is here to give away things if you't get VIP, you can at least walk away with a consolation prize. Also, she was rejected for the credit card at the dollar store. We should point that out as well. It's two stores in one day. They have the credit card there? Yeah, you should have asked about it. That's Postmaster Johnny right there. Real-life dummy. Jake the Nerd Jake Show everyone your hair for now That hair is gonna go away later

But that's Jake the nerd. Hello. Look at that head of hair. Oh, man. All because the irony of this and us doing the show here at the Hollywood Park Casino and thank you for having us is that just like less than a mile from here, really think it's so fine we're so close to where it happened Jake That's right the Seahawks missed a kick that would have changed everything and I'd be sitting up here getting my head shaved today It'd be so much funnier if it was I don't think so man you were so would be funny every miss Klein No Well we would have had to deal with all of Klein's nervous

poops before this happened. That's right. The show never would have started. He'd be like me. Blind Charlie is going to be cutting the hair. He's in the front row, VIP. He's right there in the Wells where the Where's Waldo outfit? If you miss him, get a picture with Blind Charlie. He's the best. And based on all of the people that are here today, shout out to the people that control the handicapped parking situation here at the Hollywood Park Casino because you guys working overtime today. Thank you for being here. This is crazy for us because Clyde Alley's Showertime is, as you know, if you've listened, we put zero effort into it at all. And we sit in the side studio, Omar's room when he leaves, and we just bullshit with each other about usually nothing for a while. Yet some people love it because we just ramble on and we don't stop down to play music or give you commercials about dental implants. Yeah, and thank you for everyone who's been on the roller coaster of Showvertime. I know some episodes are better than others. And when we got here, there was a whole table set up and mics and there's these lights and everything and I was like this is way too important for what we're about to do like we don't really have much of a plan no but we do we will be listening giving away some stuff and we were bitching I was bitching because it took me an hour and I have to get here from the valley today and then I found out that there's some people that came here from Boston is that true Yeah. People from Boston. They flew here from Boston, California. Yeah.

And you know what?

I want to give a special shout out to the guy from Boston's girlfriend who doesn't give a shit about our show and flew out here to L.A. And didn't really want to and was like, okay, yeah, my boyfriend's into radio. And this is the show that he picked to really care about. She said she liked me. She said she liked me, right? To the girlfriend, cough once if you're being sex trafficked right now. Just want to find out. There's a number on the bathroom stall. Just want to make sure you're here by choice. That's crazy to us and to all of the people that drove.

It sat in traffic. But they came from fucking Boston. So their expectations clearly. It's the same. I actually think people spent longer in traffic than they did on the plane. Yeah, if you came here from Encino, you get the same shout-out as the Boston people. Well done. Oh, yeah. So let's start. Elf Chepo is going to start by giving something away because you guys want things. I get it. So whenever you're ready. And thank you. There's some listeners who brought us gifts as well, Klein, if you want to open those as well. I was told that most of the gifts that they tried to bring us were confiscated on the way in by security and we'll have to get them in. And it's a good gift. In the parking lot afterwards. Elf Cheapo, this is the first person that you're going to give one of your gifts to.

I don't know. confiscated on the way in by security and we'll have to get them in the parking lot afterwards

elf cheapo this is the first person that you're going to give one of your gifts to i don't know who

it is but everyone look at your tickets don't worry if elf chippo if she gives you something you're

still eligible to win these VIP tickets show over time 701 8 822. 701.

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