New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

Yesterday on the air, I had my head shaved by Blind Charlie, and I didn't think it would go

over great at my house. I wasn't sure exactly how badly it would go over great at my house wasn't sure exactly how

badly it would go over and for those of you that have no hair you're bald or you shave your head

on a regular basis say no big deal it's not a big deal of all the things we've done I think I've

done way worse stuff on the show pierce the nipple you know a variety of other but that's temporary

and not visible but this is temporary too but this is more And yes, I'm hiding under a hat right now. But when my wife saw the pictures yesterday that got posted on our Instagram, she was none too happy about it. She screenshotsed a picture of your shaved head and sent it to you. How did that feel? I think that was your first time seeing your own head shaved. Yeah, that's how it was revealed to me. And I could tell she was not happy about it for a lot of reasons, but mostly because she was trying to be protective of our daughter who had made me swear that I would never shave my head because she said it would be cringe and embarrassing. Yeah. And I know that that's hard for a young child to deal with because you feel like you don't want your dad to be lame and cringe. Right. And I should say to her that I will find new ways to be lame and cringe. So don't worry. I'm on that, like, a boat, man. Like, whatever. I'm going to embarrass you every opportunity I get. That's my privilege as a parent.

Yeah, totally.

Omar dressed like the number 6-7 for Halloween.

That's right.

Just to embarrass his kids. He went and he did it just to completely embarrass his kids.

The only reason he picked the costume.

Yeah, you have to be a little laugh about it.

So this was the conversation. It happened late in to be a little laugh about it. So this was

the conversation. It happened late in the show yesterday. You probably missed it because it was way

after 10 o'clock, but you just give you a sense of what I walked into last yesterday when I got

home. Yeah, you got Vanessa has a backup. I got you. Not really in the mood.

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