New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K-R-R-R-H.

Oh, yeah, welcome to your bonus hour, Kline Alley Show on KROQ.

We are the very show that is giving out signs to keep you from being robbed, as robberies seem to be on the uptick all over Southern California, specifically in the San Fernando Valley. We've got another chance right now for you to score your very own. Please don't rob me sign. So far, zero houses that have used these signs have been robbed. So just go ahead and do the math on that. Houses without signs getting robbed on a regular basis. Zero signs

currently being robbed that have a please don't robbing that the robbers appreciate just some

common pleasantries, common courtesies. Seems a little on the nose just to say, please don't rob me,

but hey, why not? It's not like anything else is working.

Right. So that's true.

Your dog isn't working.

Nothing right.

Having your doors locked in security cameras, that's not working.

So maybe it's as simple as a sign.

So if you would like this and you promise to put it in your front yard, and perhaps you've got a lot of people that drive through your street, which also helps get the word out about our show, even better. But more importantly, try to keep you and your stuff safe. And if you'd like one of these very limited edition, please don't rob me signs. You can call right now, especially if there's been a crime uptick in your neighborhood. Let us know. And we will get you one of these very limited edition guaranteed well i can't guarantee

it but probably keep your house safe from being robbed yeah and if you end up using it and it works

take a picture and send it to us that we can post it and include your address and we do have a couple

of criminals that have texted us to say that they would out of respect for the show would not rob

houses that had a Klein alley show please. Please do not rob any signs.

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