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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Viva Klein Ally Show! FULL CINCO DE MAYO SHOW

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

This show had everything: live head-shaving, shot roulette, an in-studio bartender, and an old people expert. Klein left with a new haircut and we left with bellies full of tequila. Salut! Fresh off the success of 'gummy roulette' on 420 we decided to do 'shot roulette' every hour on the show. Options included shots of raw egg, Tylenol PM, tequila, ranch dressing and sriracha just to name a few. Klein very much regretted the first shot he landed on and paid for it all show long. The trend of Klein being miserable continued when Blind Charlie called in while on his way to our Cinco De Mayo event offering to shave Klein's head. It just so happened that Jake brought his clippers and the rest is history (and by the rest we mean his hair). If you need a visual check out today's YouTube livestream. At the end of the show Klein talked to his wife on the phone and it was SUUUPER uncomfortable. She is NOT happy about his hair and revealed a fascinating detail we knew nothing about.

Transcript

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.4

When airports smell great.

0:29.2

Da-da-da.

0:30.0

Hey, what's going on, Glen and Ali?

0:32.2

Are you ready?

0:34.2

Hello, Klein and Ellie, you little bitch.

0:37.4

Clan and Ellie, it's just okay.

0:40.8

Just don't like things about you, you too much. Good morning, everybody.

0:45.6

Oh, sweet different state. Did you see that?

0:48.0

Beep a Clown alley show. Let's get the still shouted. The show started. The show started.

0:55.4

We are live in Los Angeles.

0:57.8

Three, two, one.

1:01.1

And here we go.

1:05.0

It's Klein Elie Show.

1:06.3

Low 6.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena.

1:09.6

Los Angeles.

1:10.4

Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles.Q FM and H.D. Pasadena. Los Angeles, Orange County.

1:11.1

The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles.

1:13.3

This is the world, famous, K-Rock.

1:17.0

Oh, yeah, welcome to our Cinco de Mayo on KROC.

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