New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

Da-da-da.

Take us.

Hey, Roger Klein Alley's show.

Undeclared shrimp is a great name for a band.

Someone says on the text line, I may start a band just so I can have that as my name.

Think of the merch. Think of all the merch possibilities. Oh, I think Jake or any of us would buy an undeclared shrimp t-shirt. It depends that has a skull on it. Jake buys any merch, any merch at all. He'll purchase. Yesterday I was in a situation. You know, we've talked about the situation where they yell out loudly. Is anyone here a doctor?

Uh-huh. And usually they'll

start with, they're looking for a real doctor, and then if

they can't find a doctor, they will make their way down the line of other people that could help in an emergency situation. Anyone who knows anything about medical stuff. Right. We've always said that the nice thing about this job is we never have to worry about having to jump up and help out because the amount of people that have to get through before they would need our

skill set the person would already be dead does anyone want to tell a bad joke during this emergency

deads does anyone have a box full of triple extra large t-shirts to give out right now that's where

we step in use some fart noises right now so you know you know, you joke about that, but yesterday I did find myself in a situation that I never thought I would be in where there was an issue, a situation going on, and they yelled out in front of the crowd of people.

Is anyone here a DJ?

Whoa.

What, you're not.

But I mean, that would be the most relevant. You're more of a radio host than a DJ. Whoa. What, you're not. But I mean, that would be the most relevant.

You're more of a radio host.

Right.

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