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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Another potential big bet is happening, if Ally agrees. Ally was rejected from a golf shop because, according to them, she's not good enough at golf to warrant getting a custom club. It led to a proposition from Klein: Practice your golf game all summer. If by the end of the summer you can crack 100 on a course of your choice, I will pay you any amount of money. Ally has yet to accept. Should she? Adam Carolla stopped by the KROQ studios this morning to reminisce on the good old days with Jimmy Kimmel & Dr. Drew, and to discuss the new KROQ documentary screening taking place later this summer. We also had the closest game of Gen Wars to date, Klein had a confrontation with his wife on the air about his illicit relationship with GROK, and the return of Mashtags where we asked listeners to make KROQ Cheap!

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great.
0:29.2	Ta-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Glen and Ali?
0:32.3	Are you ready?
0:34.2	Hello, Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:37.5	Clan and Ellie, it's just okay.
0:40.8	Just don't like sang's about you too much.
0:43.8	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.7	Whoa, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:48.1	Leave a Clown All right.
0:49.7	Let's get the still shouted.
0:51.8	The show started.
0:54.2	The show started. The show started.
0:55.4	We are live in Los Angeles.
0:57.9	Three, two, one.
1:01.1	And here we go.
1:03.6	It's Klein Howie Show.
1:04.9	Low 6.7, KROQFM and H.D. Pasadena.
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