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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.4

When airports smell great.

0:30.1

This is the world famous K. Rock.

0:34.4

I would have thought it would have been Minute Bull.

0:36.3

Just because they died, and obviously what a legend and very cool, kids walking around the Manute Bull jersey. But you know what? Curry, probably deserving of that. And Caitlin Clark, congratulations to you. Doing a lot for female. You should get a, you should get a Caitlin Clark jersey. If I bought you one, would you wear it? I just don't, I'm not a jersey. I don't really wear jerseys. I'm not a jersey guy. That wasn't my question. Would you wear it if I got it for you? Not happily. I got that for Brewser. Yeah, what if you got one for Bruiser? Bruiser would, she only likes to, she's funny because she has a LeBron jersey and she has a Luca jersey.

1:11.2

And she loves those jerseys.

1:26.9

And when one of them is dirty, the other one has to be clean. She goes back and forth. And then she really wants to get a Kobe jersey, but she's not sure if she wants to go 24-8. And then she said both. And I said, you're not getting both. Oh, wow. So we got angry. She took her fist at you.

1:29.1

And then she's threatened me and now I'm buying her both.

1:29.1

It's funny that one kid wants nothing but Jersey's anything. both. Oh, wow. So, she got angry. She shook her fist to you. And then she's threatened me and now I'm buying her both.

1:32.8

It's funny that one kid wants nothing but jerseys and the other one wants nothing but Squishies. Very different kids. A terrible world I'm in right now. But that's what you get. And technically they both came out of my sack. that's where they both started right here in this sack

1:40.4

which is pretty soon not

1:42.4

to be able to produce any children anymore because

1:44.2

I think next week Blind Charlie is going to come in here

1:46.5

and snip me so are soon not going to be able to produce any children anymore because

1:44.3

I think next week, Blind Charlie is going to come in here and snip me.

1:47.4

Are you really going to do that?

1:49.4

Don't say you're doing it without...

1:51.3

I didn't think I had a choice, guys.

1:52.8

I thought that's what you all said.

1:53.8

You always have a choice.

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