Kitty Fisher

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Happy holidays to all the babies of the world! On today's episode, we discuss bits that people do at home to the chagrin of their partners. Also, we introduce Joey, our newest host. Let's see how long he lasts! On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for Kitty Fisher, an 18th century Kardashian type.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.1	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily. I'm Lisa.
0:34.0	And this is Joey.
0:37.0	I'm just introducing a fake third host of the podcast.
0:41.0	And you all know him, you all love him Joey our third our third host.
0:48.7	You've heard of comic relief well he's dramatic relief. Whenever we're getting too silly,
0:53.8	he steps in to tell us something very sad that happened.
0:57.4	Yeah, he really brings it down.
0:59.0	He brings down the energy and then we lift it back up
1:01.4	and it's like that push and pull that you all love so much and
1:04.6	that's why you keep coming back for more episodes.
1:07.4	We're like, I like the smell of my own farts and Joey comes in and he's like, my cat is ill.
1:12.6	My cat smelled like farts and I realized it was because she was dying.
1:21.0	She was dying.
1:22.0	I took her to the vet and the vet had to put her down. She put her to sleep and I really miss my cat.
1:28.0	And we're like, Joey! Joey! Joey!
1:31.0	Joey! We didn't need that! No, we stop!
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