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Baby Geniuses

Jimmy Carter Rabbit Incident/Puzzle Jug

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! We're proud to announce that CostnerWatch 2020 is officially over, and there will be no CostnerWatch 2021! On today's episode, we finally get to discuss the Hilaria Baldwin debacle. On a very special double Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia pages "Jimmy Carter Rabbit Incident" as well as "Puzzle Jug." They aren't related at all, we just liked them both!

Transcript

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A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

0:04.8

threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

0:09.3

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything

0:23.0

baby geniuses tell us something we don't know

0:26.0

hello babies

0:28.0

welcome to baby geniuses

0:30.0

I'm Emily

0:31.0

I'm Lisa

0:32.0

Joey's not here today.

0:34.0

I thought we were going to get a lot of fan mail about Joey and I haven't heard a peep.

0:40.7

I guess I don't need you guys to send us fan mail about every new completely

0:46.2

unthought-out segment that we do though. I guess not I really thought it was going

0:50.4

to be a banger. Maybe people just like privately enjoyed it and then didn't feel the need to like email us about it. As I, you know, I enjoy a lot of things on podcast and I never email anyone. So. I always feel kind of okay I feel conflicted sometimes about giving feedback on

1:07.4

podcasts I listen to because I know that I like with the best podcasts and hopefully our podcast is this for you

1:17.4

With the best podcasts you feel like you're there and you're part of the conversation

1:21.2

Yeah, but I know from experience that the people

1:26.1

hosting the podcast that doesn't mean that they know anything about you. No.

1:30.8

Like I know that that's an illusion. It's a very fun comforting illusion that I love. It's like the

1:37.8

illusion I have based my career on is making people feel like I am close to them and friends

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