Kissin' Practice | This Past Weekend #263

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Theo is back from Canada and discusses his Toronto Shows, Bishop Gunn taking a hiatus, takes some calls about how people practiced kissing,

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0:00.0	Look, a reindeer is just a gay moose.
0:05.8	So say it's not, let's go.
0:08.1	I'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could I be so far from my home?
0:34.6	And my mind is somewhere else, but when I find it I'll patch up where it's been grown.
0:45.6	Now I'm just falling on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone.
0:55.6	Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this piece of mine I found I can't feed it in my bones.
1:05.6	But it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself go wild.
1:18.6	Shine that light on me.
1:21.6	Oh, I'll sit and tell you my story.
1:27.6	Shine on me and I will find a song.
1:36.6	I will sing it just for you.
1:43.6	And that is Shine by Bishop Gunn right there and it is February 24 in the year 2020.
1:56.6	And we're getting into the future, aren't we?
2:00.6	You know, a lot of people didn't think we'd get this far into the future.
2:05.6	Like I think if you dug up some people who were deceased or something and you said, hey, hey, hey, wake up.
2:11.6	How far in the future you think we'll go?
2:15.6	I bet a lot of them would not have picked this far, but we're making it.
2:20.6	We're making progress.
2:21.6	That is a shine by Bishop Gunn and some bad news came out of there camp last week that the band has cancelled future dates as of right now and has taken a bit of a break.
2:37.6	A break, a sabbatical, I don't know what their plans are.
2:41.6	I tried to get in touch with with my little nephew over there to see what was going on with him but hadn't gotten too much information and that's where we are.
2:51.6	But man, I would hate to see them not be able to make it happen because they got a beautiful little outfit.
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