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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Theo is back from Oroville to talk about Spring drawing near, kissing, and some of his favorite TV shows right now.

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0:00.0	All right, oh it's springtime maybe you know spring is um if you don't know what spring
0:13.3	is it's when winter kind of gets lazy and winter you know winter kind of falls
0:23.2	asleep at the wheel and and spring starts to perk up you know spring is
0:33.5	that time you can hear um you could hear flowers start to put the odor in
0:40.6	on you know they're about to they're thinking about popping back out into the
0:45.7	world showing just flexing in petals baby you know if you put your ear up to
0:53.3	the snow right now you can hear you can hear little animals start to yaw on a
0:59.8	little you might hear a chip monk do it he's thinking about popping out you
1:09.2	know doing something maybe looking for a little dip monk you know he's
1:14.2	thinking I'm gonna get out maybe meet me a woman is that time almost and that
1:21.6	spring if you think you know you can hear you could hear water starts to
1:26.8	kind of you know you could hear on a mountain you could hear a mountain if
1:33.4	you put your ear up to a mountain you could hear it saying oh you know what
1:36.2	fuck all these skiers and snowboarders I'm about ready to drip out make a
1:43.0	stream and do something different that spring if you look in the up in the
1:50.9	trees sometimes you could you'll see a hole in a tree go peak in there and you'll
1:57.0	see a couple of birds in there doing it wildly and doing maybe doggy style
2:03.6	or something I don't know if birds do doggy style that seems really but that
2:08.4	seems like the dark arts right there but it's that time of year you'll see a
2:13.6	awe you know you'll see an otter kind of get getting out of a sleeping bag a
2:19.2	spring maybe a tear and I'm here and so are you let's go
3:08.4	and that's a little uh that's that beautiful daddy
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