Chirp Champ | This Past Weekend #264

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Theo is back from the east coast to talk about his idea of heaven now compared to when he was young, his shows in New Jersey & Maryland, and his hobbies. Upload Video Questions for Chris Distefano http://bit.ly/ChrisDistefano_Questions Upload Video Questions for TJ Miller http://bit.ly/TJ_Miller_Questions Theo is back from the east coast to talk about his idea of heaven now compared to when he was young, his shows in New Jersey & Maryland, and his hobbies. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Betterhelp Visit https://Betterhelp.com/Theo to receive 10% off your first month ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Outro “Anything You Want” - Bishop Gunn ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Gunt Squad Name Aaron Rasche Alex Bmayer Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Amy Love Andrew Valish Anthony Holcombe April Schultze Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Streit Brandon Woolsey Brian meek Chad Kleier Christopher Becking Christopher Burton Cody Anderson Cody Kenyon Crystal David Christopher Dentist the menace Dionne Enoch Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter James Schneider Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeremy Weiner Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joey Piemonte Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Julie Ogden Justin Doerr Kevtron Kyle Baker Kyle McGreevy Lacey Ann Lawrence Abinosa Lea Rashka Leighton Fields LJ Logan Yakemchuk Madeline Matthews Matt Nichols Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Miles Sadler Mona McCune myinitialsareOKbutimnot Nicholas Leach Nick Roma Noah Bissell Passenger Shaming Qie Jenkins Raye Vella Ruben Prado Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Scott Turnbull Shane Pacheco Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Tanner Marvel Taryn Feingold Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Tito Liebowitz Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Vanessa Amaya Vince Gonsalves William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	all right check check check we are we can hear it we can do it we got the vibe
0:11.1	baby we got that vibe that attitude they used to call it attitude and I'll take
0:17.0	them drinks right there got me a couple beautiful beverages right here coming
0:22.1	in right now premature Nick showing up early with these beves boy shout out
0:29.9	Nick that Iggy Azalea huh this guy has lost his mind this guy has lost his
0:40.1	mind yeah I got me sorry I got out of give me a couple nice beverages right here
0:45.1	and I got that green machine or something whatever they call it and I got the
0:49.8	brown one too with the protein in it and I'm bevin so if you hear somebody
0:54.5	slizzard open over here or somebody catching a drum or somebody just add another
1:00.1	own human drip over here that's me that is me oh man I can't do when my
1:10.5	heaven now my heaven used to be different my idea of heaven my idea of heaven
1:17.0	used to be different and first let me just let you know where we are this
1:22.7	past weekend and thank you guys for joining us here I'm Theo Vaughn and I'm part
1:29.5	of this past weekend and when I was young my heaven now when I was young heaven
1:39.0	was different I thought oh you go to heaven the first thing I thought about
1:43.9	honestly was the food I thought about the food because you know if I'm going all
1:51.4	that way and I'm dying to even get into the joint they better have some on
1:59.6	trays you fear man they better have a couple soup do's yours and do's mine
2:07.5	baby we all better be having soup and that's the first thing I thought about
2:14.6	when I was a child when I thought about heaven I thought oh man they're gonna have
2:19.2	all the different you know you have a breakfast item right here and you have a
2:24.6	little over there you got an extra chocolate area if you want to run through
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