We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 687 dot EZ 0810, certificate number 25622. Killroy was here.

Why don't they write, Brown is here, Jones was there, anything.

You know, I wonder if anybody ever met up with a real?

No, you know there is no such character.

How much are you now finding yourself used as a meme? a sort of you know in your capacity as

Jeopardy host you see yourself maimified not that much here's the thing about

jeopardy which Alex Trebek believed and passed down to me as kind of sacred knowledge.

The host should have a mustache. The host should have a fro.

No, he said, well, he'd, I mean, I would put it this way.

If you notice what the host of Jeopardy is doing,

something is wrong on Jeopardy.

You know what I mean?

Alex was always like, the reason why Art Fleming was announced

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