We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 1028.

E.C.03.19.

Certificate number 29810, the Rainbow Bridge.

When Helen died, I lost everything, until that dog arrived on my doorstep a final gift for my wife.

In that moment I received some semblance of an opportunity to grieve on the law.

Have you noticed pet culture changing in the west lately?

Lately.

Yes, I have. I have noticed pet culture changing.

All right.

Well that kind of wraps it up for this entry.

Yeah, thank you for listening to the omnibus.

You know, I get sideways with the internet

and with popular culture a lot.

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