We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 687.

M.T.0542.

Certificate number 4333318.

Kim's Video.

Now you can rent all new releases or anything else for five days.

Really? Yes, you just enjoy it at your own pace.

At other video stores, you only get one day on new releases.

So you can enjoy it because you're too worried about getting it back on time.

And then you've got to fly out the door in order to get to the video store before it closes.

And the clock is ticking, the phone is ringing, the late fees are piling up so I think I have Kim's video

downloaded it. Kim Bay singer?. Kim Carnes. No. Although I do have her video. You know she appears,

Kim Carnes appears in the documentary about We Are the World. Have you you watched this documentary I have watched this

that and the one person that seems like an artifact of of their time that does not

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