Kidnap The Stonish Giant!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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EP807: After a long day of confusion and fear, Bryan & Krissy get back to what they know best...ADHD comedy and Mountain Monsters! Take a break with the TCB team as we review the kidnapped MM's and the killer of the Stonish Giant. TCB Clips: Ice Cream Man! Watch EP #829 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes, Logo, Name and Audio Assets: Owned, Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Claire worked in the marketing department for an up-and-coming artisan bakery.
0:05.5	Unfortunately, the artisan bakery in question was so up-and-coming.
0:10.5	Nobody actually knew it existed.
0:13.1	But then she had the really good idea to use Canva to create a business plan.
0:18.2	It looked good, really, really good.
0:22.9	Their investors thought so too.
0:30.9	And now their hotcakes are selling like, well, exactly. Thanks, Canber. Girls, what's just happened? So, there's an ice cream van there selling just two ice creams with two tringums in it yeah the bloody nine pound
0:41.1	for two of them nine quid for two yeah nine quid that he's gonna get nowhere one that
0:46.4	hundred miles three is that have a one pound a p or two pound that he's gonna get nowhere
0:51.3	with that no he ain't is it no he no he's well bad in it should. No, he ain't, is it? No, he no, he ain't. That's well bad, isn't it?
0:54.4	Yeah, you should know.
0:55.7	And he only does bloody card.
0:57.6	Stood down with my cash?
0:59.7	Bloody hell.
1:00.7	That's well bad, isn't it?
1:02.0	Bloody well bad.
1:03.1	Yeah?
1:03.8	Yeah, bet he can hear me.
1:10.7	On this episode of the commercial break
1:13.4	and marked them for death
1:16.2	they just flashed to the previous time
1:24.5	I guess they saw the woman in the woods.
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