TCB Infomercial: Lewis Black Is Back!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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EP#830 Lewis Black Is Back! Lewis Black is a legendary comedian and writer. His long standing stint with The Daily show propelled him to into the comedy spotlight. His loud and sharp sense of comedic timing is a favorite with many, including TCB. Lewis must be just as crazy as he seems...he decided to come back to the show. After the heavy and heated events of the few weeks, Lewis is just the pallet cleanser we didn't know we needed. Lewis' Links His Final Tour Dates...EVER The Daily Show Watch EP #830 with Lewis Black ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits | TCB Tunes: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You know what drives me up a goddamn wall? Old people.
0:08.0	Not just any old people, no, no. I mean the ones who act like time stopped in 1954,
0:16.5	and we're all just extras in their black and white sitcom memories.
0:21.6	Every time I go outside, there's some septuaguarian in a Buick, the size of a battleship,
0:29.1	doing 11 miles an hour, in a 45 mile an hour zone turning left from the right lane while signaling.
0:38.3	Nothing! You ever get behind one of these geriatric land captains?
0:45.3	You don't know if you're following a car or an obituary in progress.
0:51.3	And don't even get me started on how they treat technology.
0:56.0	I can't figure out the email.
0:59.0	It's a button, Edna.
1:02.0	A button that says send.
1:06.0	You sent a man to the moon in 69, but now Gmail is sorcery? They've got 14 pill organizers,
1:17.1	eight doctors appointments a week, and more insurance cards than a damn blackjack dealer.
1:24.0	But they still think COVID was a hoax, and seatbelts are restrictive.
1:31.0	And yet, they control everything.
1:36.9	Congress?
1:38.3	Mostly old people.
1:40.1	HOA boards?
1:41.8	Old people.
1:43.7	The last three people who yelled at me in a Walgreens about the price of batteries?
1:48.0	All old people. They hoard plastic bags like their currency in the apocalypse.
1:58.0	They call you at 6.30 a.m. like it's a reasonable time to be alive. And they will tell you
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