Keyboard Warrior
Bitch Bible
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4.6 • 14.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2020
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Jackie announces her divorce, analyzes "keyboard warriors" and disparages your vision boards. Sorry Dana!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:14.7 | Hello everybody and welcome to Bitch Rival Podcast. |
| 0:18.0 | OMG, I've been doing this for five fucking years. |
| 0:23.0 | I've never done anything for five years. |
| 0:25.9 | Marital update, Andrew and I are getting a divorce. |
| 0:29.2 | It was his birthday, which coincidentally falls on Valentine's Day. |
| 0:33.7 | So I'm fucked year after year after year. |
| 0:36.7 | He, because he is just a kind sweet soul, |
| 0:40.4 | set an alarm at 7 a.m. to Mozie at about at 8.30 a.m. |
| 0:45.2 | to bring me my little ginger charcoal green juice that I like. |
| 0:50.8 | Some flowers. We were off to a great start. |
| 0:54.4 | And I made him a gorgeous sear, Chimpostif. |
| 0:57.2 | You've never had it. Give it a go. |
| 0:59.2 | Like delicious. We stayed in. |
| 1:01.4 | We drank a beautiful bottle of Pino Noir. |
| 1:04.7 | We watched the morning show. |
| 1:06.5 | We did face masks. |
| 1:08.2 | All of our favorite things. |
| 1:10.0 | And then the next day, he surprised me with my delayed Valentine's Day gift. |
| 1:16.3 | And I saw that it was a shoe box. |
| 1:18.6 | It was very excited. |
| 1:20.1 | Started getting tingles in my vagina because anyone who knows me, |
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