What is in or on your body that you weren't born with?

206, 803 rock.

Hello, Michael.

Welcome to the men's room.

Hey, what's up, guys?

Ola!

So, back in the late 80s, my mom gave my sister and I $5,000 a piece.

So I bought a mountain bike. That's when they were just fresh and new. Just real quick, why did your mom give you? How old were you when she gave you each $5,000? Well, I was born at 66, so she probably gave it to me an 86, so I was probably 20. All right, okay, all right. I wish my mom would have done that. Yeah, no. Yeah. Well, they sold their house, and that was the least you could give me for all the torment I went through growing up there. But I was living in eastern Washington in Kennewick. So I bought a rock copper mountain bike. I'm like, yeah, I'm a mountain bike rider now. So I took it out to the Columbia River Trail, and I don't know if you guys have ever been out there, but there's these things called goatheads. They're like little thorns. All right. Well, look them up. If you get a chance, you'll see what I'm talking about.

They're a nightmare.

Goat thorns or horns?

Goathead.

Oh, goatheads.

Goathead.

Goathead, thorn.

So I'm riding along this trail, and I jump the gear.

I jumped the sprocket with the chain and bring my boys down on the crossbar oh yeah so then i fall over

in just mortal pain and i land in a pile of goat heads and i lay there bleeding and just morose

and just crying and weeping and in the sun.

But anyway, so going forward, so I've got a sore testicle for a while.

And then I moved to Omaha and I had a roofing company.

And I don't know if you guys know about what a ridgeline is.

It's the top part of two slopes.

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