And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, we start today with some very good news.

Washington State is banning companies from forcing workers to implant microchips in their bodies.

That's right, if you were worried that your boss was going to require you to have a microchip implanted, worry no more because Washington State has put a legal end to this problem that no one is having. Not to be fair, state officials say they're doing this proactively. All right, well, I guess that's the world we're living in now. After all, an estimated 50 to 100,000 people worldwide, they have voluntarily put microchip implants inside of their body.

Might sound like a lot of people, but that's 0.001% of the population.

Now, generally speaking, they got the microchip implants for convenience.

Whether it's paying for stuff, opening doors, etc.

And it might sound weird, but most implants are for convenience. Whether it's paying for stuff, opening doors, etc. And it might sound weird,

but most implants are for convenience. 19% of people, they have false teeth or denters for the

convenience of chewing their food. One out of every 500 U.S. citizens has a colostomy bag for the

convenience of not pooping themselves. And 49,000 people a year receive organ transplants for the convenience of not pooping themselves and 49,000 people a year receive organ

transplants for the convenience of survival. I mean, hell, I have a couple of metal screws in my

wrist, some weird metal mesh thing of my arm, you know, for the convenience of not being an amputee.

But if I were an amputee, I would join to 2.1 million people of my fellow Americans and get a prosthetic.

The point we're making here is that a great many of the parts that we have inside or outside of our bodies, we weren't born with.

I got tattoos.

I was not born with them.

I have piercings in a couple of different places.

I was not born with them.

Some people, hell, man, they got dental fillings, breast implants,

fake eyelashes, Botox, or maybe a new kidney. Doesn't matter the severity. Today, we want to know.

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