4.30, the return of Who Sucks Less right after emails on our question, what is in or on your body that you were not born with?

206803 rock.

Hello, J.D. Welcome to the men's room.

Ola.

Ola.

So, as I was telling Mike, I'll just kind of give you a quick rundown. My left wrist, I got hit by a car on my motorcycle, turned my left wrist and hand into dust.

Jeez. I have a wrist and a handful of cadaver bones and also a plate with 12 screws. And then my right foot, I had to have operated, and I have a cadaver tendon for an Achilles,

and I have another steel plate with 12 screws in my foot.

How did you do that?

That was just an elective surgery on my foot.

Okay.

It was a bunionectomy.

Ah, okay. And then I caught shrapnel over in Iraq and Afghanistan in my left knee. So I'm... So you're full of metal. Yeah. I was going to say. You set off the detector. No, because it's all titanium, so... All right. Well, see, I figured the shrapnel was not.

But it's not, but it's kind of obvious what it is, so... Okay.

This looks like a bunch of little beavies inside my skin.

And what kind of problems does that cause you?

So, in other words, like, you know, the barometric pressure changes, if it's cold outside,

you get affected by all that stuff?

The worst thing with my hand and my wrist was a lot of the bone dust ended up in my fingers.

So I've got like big lumps in the tips of my fingers from the bone dust because it had nowhere to go.

That's sexy.

Even when you explain it.

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