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A couple of years ago, I ran into somebody that I knew from a talk show, there was a talk

show host, they were out in the world, which is always a little strange to see somebody

like that, in a totally different context.

I told them, I was with my girlfriend at the time, we said we were going to Florida and

she said, well, you should stay at my place, I have a house there.

I don't think I've ever done this in my life.

I thought about it and I said, okay.

And she said, yeah, great, here's my assistant's number and you know, set up the whole thing.

And we did, we stayed at her house and she was completely like, had the whole place to

ourselves.

And the guy who took care of the house was sort of an anxious, squarely person who instructed

us on how to take care of everything and lock up everything.

And she had these jet skis, the person who owned it, had these jet skis, that were to

be put away every night.

We went out on the jet skis one night and I forgot to put it up, I forgot to put it

on secure and put it on the thing.

And that night a terrible storm came in, one of those, if you live in Florida, you know,

these tropical storms that just come in and out and it just, I think it didn't ruin

the jet ski, but it knocked it about these rocks.

And I woke up to the caretaker just panicking, oh my God, look what you did.

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