Life Is Short(er): Golden Bachelor, Turtle Baby, and Young vs. Old 🤘

Life is Short with Justin Long

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Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

The guys discuss how The Golden Bachelor just hits different than regular Bachelor seasons, plus they discuss the latest Bachelor In Paradise episode where Hannah Brown returns. Justin tells us how he is the proud adoptive father of an errant snapping turtle baby that had trouble hatching in his yard. We read a letter from a senior citizen listener named Laura who asks if the guys would rather be young and full of anxiety or old and secure. Finally, we hear a voicemail from Ashley asking what rock star they’d let their significant other hook up with.

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0:00.0	The way people say ING now that words that end in ING has really, it's so pervasive on
0:15.4	the Bachelor.
0:16.4	I mean, I hear it sometimes in life, but it's almost every Bachelor contestant now says
0:22.6	verbs with a K sound at the end.
0:25.7	I've noticed that.
0:26.7	What is that?
0:27.7	Where does that come from?
0:28.7	There must have been a tipping point.
0:29.7	Ah, yes.
0:30.7	Like, one, one really influential person probably started adding K's at the end of their
0:36.7	ING words, and then it took off.
0:39.2	Was it a Kardashian thing?
0:40.6	Was it a...
0:41.6	Maybe.
0:42.6	I hate to accuse them always of those cultural tipping points, but it might have been recording,
0:49.0	you know, I don't know who started adding that.
0:52.2	It might have been Hannah Brown.
0:54.4	Hannah Brown, I thought, was a great addition.
0:57.3	Did you see her in the Bachelor in Paradise episode?
0:59.3	Yeah, so this is...
1:00.3	This is what my shortlist is this week.
1:01.6	I'm going to discuss in somewhat general terms the experience of watching the Golden Bachelor
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