Life Is Short(er): Skunk Porch, Cannabis Cop, and Green Lights š¹
Life is Short with Justin Long
Wondery
4.8 ā¢ 9.3K Ratings
šļø 13 October 2023
ā±ļø 49 minutes
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Summary
The guys discuss how the skunk orgy in Christianās yard has now multiplied and moved under his porch, and he appeals to listeners about how to handle it. Justin tells a story about smoking weed with a retired Massachusetts cop who has always wanted to get high with an actor. Justin feels uneasy about it, but does it anyway. Then we read a letter from a āprodigal shortieā named Robin who writes in with a spooky story about receiving messages beyond the grave. Finally, we hear from a listener named Sean who was once interrupted by Justin during karaoke in LA.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, prime members. You can listen to Life is Short. Add free on Amazon music. Download the app today. |
| 0:13.6 | Was it fun with James? Yeah, it was really fun, especially because the Jets won. That was a fun game. It was a fun |
| 0:20.6 | I mean, we were like jumping around. Oh really? And like hugging each other at the end |
| 0:25.5 | Children it was very it was very joyful. The breeze hall touched down |
| 0:30.2 | He was outside for that one. I was on the phone with him. He was so mad and a little qtqb is |
| 0:35.4 | Really making strides, I think I know that except for that one |
| 0:41.4 | Yeah, but it wasn't terrible and it wasn't terrible. No, he I thought he played really well. I thought he was solid. Yeah, he meant |
| 0:48.7 | Yeah, that qt |
| 0:50.9 | Okay |
| 0:52.3 | Okay, show into the show |
| 0:55.9 | I think we don't want it. Okay. Oh, sorry listeners |
| 1:01.6 | Well, I would like to talk to you about something that I did at first. I think it's a first in my life |
| 1:06.2 | I smoked pot with a police officer |
| 1:10.2 | It's in some ways the opposite of your story |
| 1:13.2 | From the other week with your new police officer friend David |
| 1:17.7 | David |
| 1:20.4 | We wanted to continue the friendship after giving you the ticket. That's a really funny story |
| 1:24.6 | But um, yes, this had this happened the other day and I'd like to just talk about it |
| 1:28.2 | Because I don't think it's ever happened in my life. I do remember cops gave us a ride home once in New York. Remember that? Oh |
| 1:35.2 | Yes, but we definitely didn't smoke out with them |
| 1:38.2 | No, and I drove around with some cops and Vince Vaughn and Chicago |
| 1:42.3 | Uh, and I probably could have smoked pot with them |
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