Kelli Karsten / Marcy Jarreau

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2014

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Babies! Hello! We have a very exciting, extravaganza-themed show for you today! First, professional touring circus clown Kelli Karsten tells us what it's like to live on a train for five years! Then, theme park safety expert Sandy Sims gives us some tips about how to keep your kids safe while experiencing the magic. Plus: dating pigeons! More great butts! And Klingon theater! BUCKLE UP! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Kelli Karsten Marcy Jarreau

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts,
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place.
0:06.2	There were no signs of life.
0:07.8	On Mars or Venus, but planet Earth was blessed
0:10.6	with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something you don't know
0:26.5	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa so great to be talking to you once again apologies for not putting out an episode last week
0:37.1	However, it keeps happening. We keep missing episodes. I feel like we're averaging one missed episode per month.
0:44.1	Yeah. So here's what's happening. We're going to be recording. We're going to be
0:49.6	releasing them every other week from now on.
0:52.5	It just works better, okay?
0:54.2	It just works better.
0:55.2	I would rather put it out at a regular interview and have you not look for one when one's not
0:59.2	coming.
1:00.2	Yeah.
1:01.2	If that makes sense, I hope you understand we would rather be consistent and be able to get like a backlog going
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