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Baby Geniuses
Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2014
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space |
| 0:03.2 | than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place |
| 0:06.0 | there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed |
| 0:10.5 | with two baby geniuses. |
| 0:14.0 | Baby geniuses. |
| 0:15.0 | We know everything. |
| 0:17.0 | Baby geniuses. |
| 0:19.0 | We know everything. |
| 0:20.0 | Baby geniuses. |
| 0:22.0 | We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses |
| 0:25.3 | tell us something we don't know. |
| 0:26.3 | Hello welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa welcome to our show |
| 0:35.0 | but so you can relax. He's so ready. |
| 0:38.0 | Welcome to our show. |
| 0:40.0 | It's so nice to have you here wherever you are listening to this. We were both far away from |
| 0:45.3 | here and then suddenly we're here. Yeah we ran toward each other across the field. |
| 0:49.0 | And now we're recording a podcast. No, I was in Houston this weekend. |
| 0:54.0 | You were in Big Bear. |
| 0:56.4 | Where is Big Bear? |
| 0:58.6 | If you drive like two hours east, north, |
| 1:01.8 | northeast, that's how that said. |
| 1:04.0 | Well, fuck, be a rebel. |
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