4.6 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2018
⏱️ 27 minutes
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili (My Opening Line, Keith and the Girl) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a former USPS carrier is charged with failing to deliver thousands of pieces of mail.
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0:00.0 | D'and it ran and J will share tails of folks so unaware they lack in race and sometimes |
0:10.0 | choose the life they choose will make the news breaking down each epic failed in Florida |
0:15.0 | there's half price bail on happy to say they didn't make this dumb dumb dumb |
0:21.0 | don't listen to our podcast random with co-hosts are made dumb and heard don't be a jerk |
0:27.0 | don't much wethers be honest don't look funny it's a way our gun to take you down |
0:33.0 | stick around make a sound under down and stomp people down |
0:39.0 | hey townies welcome to a mini episode of dumb people town |
0:44.0 | population new population Keith and the girl you guys |
0:48.0 | hey welcome to dumb people town |
0:51.0 | thank you it should be insulting but I feel very smart this morning |
0:55.0 | we see judgment of the day and we should on judge of dumb people although I will say this we celebrate dumb people |
1:01.0 | we are your wonderful podcast Keith and the girl you guys have a new podcast called your opening line |
1:08.0 | my opening line about comedians first time on stage as comedians we are obsessed with that |
1:15.0 | that sounds amazing can't wait to listen to it and we do have one pitch for perhaps a change in title for your podcast |
1:22.0 | for which one for Keith and the girl okay I've been waiting for this I mean I've heard this before |
1:28.0 | hemda in the boy |
1:32.0 | dumb people down I feel like you could be that great thought just a thought |
1:39.0 | you know what we're 13 years in I think at 15 years we'll switch it up |
1:43.0 | see if people get mad and they will not get will they get mad you have loyal listeners |
1:48.0 | of people who just love you guys the people with the tattoos might get a little peered |
1:52.0 | hey get in one on the other arm tattoos are permanent |
1:56.0 | free of charge news show is it literally somebody's very first time on stage |
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