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Dumb People Town

Gareth Reynolds - How High is Too Far?

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.65.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week, Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a drunk tourist has a rough night after he gets lost on his way back to his hotel and finds himself climbing the Italian Alps. In Story #2, a...

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0:00.0

It's a good show!

0:30.0

You're just a funny, it's the way I got it. Take you down. Stick around, make a sound, underdown these dope people town.

0:40.0

Hey, townies, welcome to another episode of DUMP PEOPLE TOWN!

0:45.0

Population, you know what I'm saying? I almost forgot the word town. I know I'm a...

0:48.0

I'm like DUMP PEOPLE. That's a good show. What's the word?

0:50.0

We're on brand. Population Reynolds. Yeah, Garrett Reynolds. Reynolds Rap!

0:55.0

Hello! It's lovely to be here. That would be like created Reynolds Rap. Is that correct?

1:00.0

I did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Reynolds walking down and talking to youth at risk.

1:05.0

You're bent down. It's a... Guys, what it is is a Reynolds Rap and no it's not the foil.

1:10.0

Jokers and back. When you reach down at the knees to get right on their left.

1:14.0

Yeah. That real closer of that Reynolds Rap.

1:16.0

I'm on your level, man. In the puddle of blood, I saw my own reflection and I said this ain't a life.

1:23.0

I brought a boy here today who's been through a lot. That boy is me.

1:27.0

I'm gonna bring him out right now, guys. That boy is me. That boy is me.

1:31.0

Hey! That's hard to react to, isn't it, gang?

1:35.0

We had a high school just randomly here where this guy talked to the whole school,

1:41.0

which was like 400 people. And he did a whole thing about this kid that he knew

1:47.0

and he went through all the trials and tribulations of that kid.

1:50.0

Oh, no. He brought that kid with him today. And that kid is me.

1:54.0

That kid is here and he wants to meet all of you.

1:56.0

Oh, no.

1:59.0

And you're gonna see this. You heard about his struggle.

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