I Don't Like What Happened Here

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week, Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a hangry woman claims she couldn't order french fries at taco bell because the workers there are racist.

In Story #2, a man walks into a Speedway and very calmly steals two 18-packs of beer.

In Story #3, a father struggles to help his daughter with some strangely-worded anatomy homework.

And finally, a voicemail from TSA agent Michael Kissick.

Pick up Alison's new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)!

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's a good show!
0:30.0	Hey, Tony's welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town!
0:45.0	Population New, Population Rosen, Allison Rosen.
0:48.0	Oh!
0:49.0	We're your new best friends!
0:51.0	That's right, all three of you!
0:53.0	I'll take it.
0:54.0	I love it.
0:55.0	I feel like Jason didn't pipe in as much as you guys did when you also dumped people town.
0:58.0	I don't mean to call you out so early, but it's not any odd.
1:01.0	I was like, is he even, oh I guess he is?
1:03.0	Does he even think he's moving his mouth?
1:05.0	Everybody has to fill different gaps.
1:08.0	I felt Dan coming in strong and I didn't want to keep it.
1:13.0	Do all the four tops sing at the same, one of the four tops never saying one word.
1:18.0	No, for 20 years.
1:19.0	He was just technically top number three.
1:21.0	He was a decoy.
1:22.0	I'll call him the bottom.
1:25.0	He was a power top.
1:27.0	He was a power top.
1:28.0	You know what this was like?
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