Jennifer Lawrence: She's Got An Oscar, I've Got Sciatica

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews a true acting icon and apparently the podcast's biggest fan, Jennifer Lawrence. Yes, you read that right, JLAW. The two discuss life in the biz, Heather's lack of winning awards, and overall classic bullshit, in the humblest way possible. Heather essentially sweats through her shirt while getting a masterclass in everything Hollywood. This episode is a refreshing reminder that we're all gonna be ok, as long as we don't run out of chardonnay and vote!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.7	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the podcast, the one and only, Jennifer Lawrence. How the hell are you?
0:23.1	Oh my god, I'm on my favorite podcast.
0:26.3	This is wild. Okay, first of all, we need to break down how we met.
0:30.0	I got a random message from my agent one day that was like, hey, you know, Jennifer Lawrence
0:34.6	wants your email. And I was like, oh, I just, I just thought it was like, you know,
0:38.3	somebody in accounting. I didn't think it was Oscar winning actress, Jennifer Lawrence.
0:43.8	And then you sent me an email and you're like, yo, what's up? Listen to every episode of the
0:47.8	podcast. What's good? Are we friends? I was like, yeah, okay.
0:51.6	I had been, I mean, I found you right in the crux of quarantine.
1:00.4	Rob, maybe. As you like to say, yes.
1:03.7	Yes. And so you were just, you got me through it.
1:07.5	My friend and I thought that meme that you made, or I don't know what they're called,
1:10.8	the video where you were like, are you running? Like, are you okay?
1:15.1	We thought it was so funny. And then she was like, oh, her name's Heather McMahon.
1:18.4	She has a podcast called Absolutely Not. And I was like, oh, chicken, I'll cut to, I've listened
1:22.9	to every single episode, every single one. Tara Massou, bitch. I am appreciative. You got me
1:32.2	through quarantine. Well, I appreciate it. Listen, I'm just glad that like what I'm putting out
1:36.4	to the universe, like I'm doing something for good and not evil because it feels very
1:40.0	voyeuristic when you do a podcast and you're just kind of like talking to no one. And you know,
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