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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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0:00.0	This is the real issue with common sense.
0:04.0	Let's start a call.
0:05.0	Dude.
0:10.0	It's going?
0:14.0	Yes, over here.
0:15.0	Oh yeah, baby.
0:17.0	Episode 149.
0:18.0	People say I don't know the episode numbers.
0:19.0	They don't know.
0:20.0	What are we going to do for 150?
0:21.5	Ooh, what do you want to do?
0:23.3	150, dude. That's as long as this country's been around.
0:25.8	It is?
0:26.7	No.
0:27.6	At least.
0:28.6	1776.
0:29.6	You say at least you can kind of cover yourself at all times.
0:32.3	We don't know anything about history.
0:33.1	Because you just like bid $1, basically. bid one dollar basically we got a we today on the pod a Yale someone graduated from Yale with
0:38.3	the degree in history let me just say that oh they know who's on here they already know oh yeah
0:43.2	they clicked on the episode yeah my phone no yeah yeah dang it dude I screwed that up dude uh stacked
0:48.6	episode we got into a bunch there yep uh it's unbelievable like you just said one of one of our best
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