John Ramsey

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Financing DoorDash, giving birth in a river, the rules of changing your name once married, and giving some advice on phone usage… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MOSH: Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Pack at https://moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVE HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A HIGH-PROTEIN ITEM FOR LIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVE10FM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVE10FM GLORIFY: Get a 14 day free trial when you visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	You're going to get torched for this.
0:01.9	People hate this take.
0:03.2	I will stand on that for life.
0:05.8	Okay.
0:06.1	All right.
0:10.5	Hit the studio, baby.
0:17.2	We're locked, live, locked and loaded.
0:19.5	Live, locked and loaded.
0:21.9	Triple L. Oh, oh yeah Alex's in studio
0:22.8	Easton's in the studio
0:23.8	solo episode baby let's go
0:26.6	lots to get into
0:27.7	hot hot episode
0:29.1	I just got back from the road
0:30.5	we got a lot of news
0:31.8	sent in by the listeners
0:33.0	yeah
0:33.4	some what Christian's doing
0:35.1	obviously a fan favorite
0:37.0	segment yeah um we got to we got it. We got to
0:40.2	get around the internet. Yeah. Lots going on in the culture. Yeah. And, uh, some real or fake
0:45.3	sent in. Yeah. And, uh, we're going to need Easton's input on a couple of these.
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