Fake Busy

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Satan’s algorithm, Bible guns, a booze-free bar, and moms are fake busy?… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC 3/22 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	You know who this is, this conversation?
0:02.7	Satan, dude.
0:11.7	Oh, God bless our troops, God bless America, and gentlemen, start your engines.
0:18.4	Welcome in to episode.
0:19.9	What are you talking about? Wow, bro, let's go. I'm hype now. Welcome in to episode what are you talking about wow bro let's go i'm
0:22.9	right welcome in to episode one 48 of the pod ladies gentlemen tight episode fully stacked
0:29.0	no guess today because we got a lot to discuss in fact we did have a guess but i say we let's push
0:35.4	it yeah yeah we had a huge probably probably the biggest guess we ever had?
0:41.8	No, but on the list though.
0:43.3	Yeah, close.
0:45.3	On the list.
0:46.3	One of the biggest.
0:47.3	And I said, let's push it because we got some stuff to get to.
0:50.3	Also, I like it when they're also a guest on the climb.
0:53.3	Like by the time this
0:54.7	comes out, they'll be even bigger. Even bigger. Yeah. And listen, the good part, the best part about
1:00.0	having a good crew in here that we do solo episodes is that we only take who we like. Yeah.
1:08.1	Yeah. And let me tell you, one of, one of Alex's, when he laughs the most,
1:14.9	is when we get pitched a guest. And why do you say I say no? Because you would say no, though.
1:20.5	Oh, I would, but you do, though. That's my favorite. Is it comes across and I see the email,
1:25.9	I'm just C-C'd, I see the email come in and then I
1:28.9	know based on what the name is what John's gonna say I've never surprised you nope not
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