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Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' - #2979

Tom Barnard Podcast

Tom Barnard Podcast

Comedy, News

4.1652 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Tiger Woods rolled his car again. Was he under the influence, or is he just a really bad driver? We can't say for sure, but we can certainly infer. We can also pine for the good old days of terrible local television. It wasn't all terrible, but in West Palm Beach there was a period where the overall quality was...lacking.


Topics:

Colin's first word

Cuba

Tiger Woods car accident

Eating vs metabolism

Don Shelby's final Mark Twain show

Florida TV

Eternity

School life

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Tom Bernard Family Podcast with

0:08.3

co-host Catherine Brandt, Alex Bernard Rassison, Andy Bram Bernard

0:12.0

Bernard and Kristen Bert. There you have it, ladies gentlemen, just a couple of

0:16.0

quick things to start the show, if you don't mind, that it'd be good.

0:23.3

The listenership is unbelievable.

0:31.5

I got a call from an old friend of mine, David, who went to the Lundsen Byerleys in Wysetta,

0:36.9

went shopping, bought a couple of things, and he was checking out, and this young woman came up and said, let me carry that out for you. It was like a loaf of bread.

0:41.3

It wasn't much more than that, right?

0:44.3

The whole way out, she said, we heard about Tom and I know your friends with Tom and

0:50.3

we just wanted you to know that he was the nicest person to the people who work here.

0:56.7

He always tipped everybody, gave everybody compliments.

0:59.9

He was our favorite guy.

1:01.2

And then she started crying.

1:03.9

That's very, very sweet.

1:05.4

So thank you.

1:06.8

That was very nice.

1:07.5

Like I said, that's because my mother was a diner waitress for all those years. And if she didn't get tipped, I would go over to the guy and go, you didn't tip my mother. What are you doing? So I've been doing that for years, getting tips from people and all the rest of it. But it was so sweet that she literally said he was our favorite customer and hopefully he'll come back in the summer. but it was just very very sweet so thank you for carrying that much about uh my malady and all

1:34.4

that stuff it just it's so sweet to hear that stuff don't you think i think so so sweet

1:40.4

motive well that sounded since you're right.

1:45.8

Jesus Christ.

1:47.1

Oh, she's busy doing something.

1:48.0

Yeah, he's got a...

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