Welcome to the Tom Bernard family podcast with

co-host Catherine Brandt, Andy Brant Bernard.

And Kristen Bert.

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, it's Kristen Bert.

I thought you said you'd change your name to Kristen Clinton.

Can you imagine?

He would last three seconds if he were my husband.

That's probably true.

We were just talking before the start of the show that meeting presidents in person

and all that stuff because Catherine and I were invited to an event tonight, but it's her birthday, so I don't think we'll be going. And I don't even know if he's going to be there tonight himself. It's an event or I don't know what the hell it is, but we're just talking about the fact that

well, since art of the deal, Clinton, he called in back back then.

But then one time I was at the, what's the name of the event center downtown Minneapolis?

Again, is the Excel Center?

No, it's not Excel anymore.

Oh, yeah.

It's Mystic Lake or whatever.

I don't know.

I don't know what it is.

Grand Casino. They change it every five minutes.

But I was talking to Bill Clinton backstage and he never made eye contact him

the one time because he was too busy looking out over the women to see what all the

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