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Hello everybody. Welcome to the Bitch Bible Podcast. I'm Jackie Shimmel writer and creator

of Blog Turn Podcast The Bitch Bible. One of these days I will come up with a quipier

intro but bear with me in meantime. I am a day late but no bitchiness short. Sorry. I was delayed.

How cute is this guys. I mean this just happened so I just have to purge my system because I don't

want to actually have like face-to-face communication until the story to anybody. So I'm just going

to tell it to you. Andrew is like the only person I know who has had a life insurance policy since

he was 27 because he's just so anal-retentive it's beyond. I mean who has a fucking life insurance

policy? It's ridiculous. I'm totally against it but whatever he's got one. So I found out this morning

that he had me listed as his beneficiary before we were even engaged. I was his beneficiary. I

mean I can't even believe it. I'm like so flattered and in awe that he actually trust me that much.

That's love guys. I like almost teared up. I didn't but I thought about it. Is that the cutest

fucking thing? I want to punch him in the face. I mean I didn't let him know that I thought that

was really sweet. You know I'm keeping like a cool exterior, cool, cool wife but yeah that's so

fucking cute. But like how annoying is it to have a life insurance policy at 27. Waste of

fucking money. I mean whatever. Anyways moving on let's do a little catch up on life. How

annoying is it that after you get married all people talk about is when you're gonna have

fucking kids. People always told me that this was gonna happen but I'm like really really in the

peak of it right now and I cannot even tell you how fucking annoying it is. Like is it so just

out of reach that I really love our life right now and I want to travel and I'm not like putting

my fucking fetus in or baby in business class like let me just tell you something. When I do have a

fucking kid I'm gonna put that fucker in coach. When I see kids in business in first class I go

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