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Guys, you might know her from being a record-breaking five-time guest on the

beach Bible. You might know her from writing hits on hits on hits you listened to on the radio.

You might know her from the time she openly discussed shitting herself on this podcast,

or you may simply know her as my best friend. Fresh out of Ireland or really Calabasas now,

please welcome my Rootie. Ah, I've been on for five times. You know what, I was thinking about this.

You have been on my podcast more than anybody else. Really, it should just be both of ours.

I, you can take it over anytime you want. I mean, that could, you'd probably get fired instantly.

I don't watch enough housewives. I'd have to really focus. You'd have to do some reruns.

Yeah, you've been on this more than anybody. Wow, I think that means that you love me the most.

Maybe it does. Here's that Andrew. You got the ring, but I got the girl.

I couldn't take, I couldn't, oh, I could pay Andrew $5,000 to do like one minute of this podcast.

He's just too like, he hates it. Yeah. No, he doesn't hate the podcast. He hates me.

No, I'm just kidding. He's just like, you know, he's, you know, how he hangs around me on again.

Let's just give, I mean, we were going to try to pretend like we're, you know, doing this the right way,

but now Rootie's sitting with me in a parking lot. We just had a really nice lunch.

It was nice. Yeah. It was good. You had a sandwich. Yeah, and now I mean, other guests get, you know,

the studio and they get, you know, me, it's just ghetto, ghetto. We are parked in a parking lot.

I'm looking at a fucking Barnes and Noble and we don't have the air on.

I'm sweating. Yeah, it's a full sweat situation. Okay, let's just dive right into it.

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