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You are listening to Keep Canada Weird, a weekly weird news roundup by the nighttime podcast.

Hello listeners and welcome back to Night Times Weekly, Keep Canada Weird discussion series.

If you're new here and keep Canada Weird, my pal Aaron Airport and I seek out and explore some of the more offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In tonight's episode, which we recorded on the evening of January 15, 2023, Aaron and I gaze lovingly at some of Canada's weird ones.

We discuss some fainting goats that have been running errands in BC.

We share the latest updates of the cow siege in Quebec.

We question the logic of a heroin store being opened in downtown Vancouver.

And we take a quick peek at Edmonton's Avatar Guy. Let's get into it.

Handsome Aaron Airport. January 15, 2023. We've had a week of Canada being weird, mischievous and adventurous.

We got to get into it. It has been an adventurous week. How have you been?

Oh great, how have you been?

Let's be honest.

I've been busy. We got into this a little bit before we started recording.

But in a past episode, you talked me into trying to grow a beard. I let it grow for two weeks. I was absolutely miserable.

Literally two of the worst weeks of my life. I was itchy. I was irritated.

And I simply couldn't stand that I've tried everything. I put conditioner on it. I tried trimming it in the areas that were the itchist.

I've given up. I've buzzed it down to a normal scruff length.

And in our next episode, probably this time next week, you will see a clean shave in Jordan on the other end of the Zoom window.

I'm really disappointed. I was hoping because I hadn't seen you.

Like I saw you last week on the recording. And you know, it was really starting to come in.

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