Kaya Turns Inside Out | The Official Podcast

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4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Get an extra four months of ExpressVPN for free: go to https://www.expressvpn.com/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man-friends gather to talk about Kaya's medical emergency. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 469: Recorded 19/12/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: Go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Timestamps: [00:00:00] Intro [00:00:29] Being tired and miserable [00:01:31] Gorilla enclosure experiments [00:02:22] Would you do 50 CAPTCHAs for sleep? [00:15:40] Kaya’s spewing story [00:53:30] Secret pooping and vomiting methods [00:58:37] Women’s bathrooms vs. trough urinals [01:00:14] Jackson’s drunken night in Japan [01:04:03] Tipping and Japanese hospitality [01:06:53] Wrap --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon, & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm You know,
0:03.0	I'm going to So why is everybody tired and exhausted?
0:34.3	But I came in here and I was feeling guilty because I've been up 30 hours and I feel
0:38.2	fucking miserable. I figured, well, you know, I can just take a backseat and let the fellas
0:43.7	carry this one, you know, as a favor to me, maybe. But then Andrew comes in and Andrew sounds like
0:49.1	he wants to, about to, like, smother his children and then kill his wife and then himself.
0:54.0	No, don't do it.
0:54.9	I can do that even when I'm excited.
0:57.5	Don't think it's a one-time thing.
0:59.8	It's a happy, it's a murder of passion with Andrew.
1:03.0	It really doesn't matter.
1:04.3	It just depends on like what I feel like doing that day, you know?
1:08.5	It's like, do I go to the cinema and watch Fantastic Four New Beginnings or do I murder my
1:15.1	wife and child?
1:15.9	It's like 50-50, you know.
1:18.3	It's a hard decision to make.
1:20.3	Not hard, more so just kind of what I feel like doing, you know?
1:24.7	Yeah, okay, so it's all instinct with you.
1:26.8	There's no actual decision. Yeah, it's like when you all instinct with you. There's no actual decision process. Yeah.
1:28.3	It's like when you watch those videos of those gorillas in the enclosures and they can either
1:34.3	push buttons on a screen or do other tests to earn food from the trainers.
1:39.3	And it's like, we let the gorillas do whatever they want.
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