Huffing Muff Fumes | The Official Podcast

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Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Get 27% off site-wide with Helix: go to https://www.helixsleep.com/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man-friends gather to talk about huffing muff. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 468: Recorded 12/12/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: Go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Timestamps: [00:00:29] Intro [00:07:42] The creepy dentist scenario [00:10:11] Jackson’s travels [00:18:26] A conversation about drugs [00:41:59] The risks of caffeine [00:49:39] The sodium bromide incident [00:59:11] Muff gas [01:10:39] Tinder for kids [01:19:12] Outro --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon, & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:02.2	Thank you. All right, take us in Jackson. Go Jackson.
1:04.8	It's your birthday.
1:05.8	Hello, everyone.
1:06.7	Welcome to episode, whatever it is of the official podcast. I skipped a week so I'm all out of sorts.
1:13.5	I don't know what episode. What year are we in? What like the far off year of 2002?
1:19.7	Ooh, spooky. That's why I'm using a laptop webcam. I've traveled back in time to use inferior
1:27.2	technology. And I've got to in time to use inferior technology.
1:28.7	And I gotta say I look way better than I do in my home system of high tech shit in my office.
1:36.3	So thank you Mac.
1:37.3	Thank you, Macbook for making me look better than I usually do.
1:39.3	You don't look better than me though, and that's what's important.
1:42.3	I mean, it's impossible to look better than Andrew. Very true. States, facts. Yeah. So I've skipped the week. I wasn't here last week. What happened? How'd you guys go? Was it the best episode of you made? We had sex. We just kind of shut the shit. We just kind of gossiped. We just like whispered like stuff we'd heard of. Yeah. Was it like a drama episode? Yeah.
2:03.0	No. I mean, we were on the couch and Andrew kind of put his hand on my lap and I was like, I didn't move it away.
2:08.8	I was like, oh, oh, maybe this is happening. This is so ridiculous. I put nine years of work into getting to
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