They Banged My Dad | The Official Podcast

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Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man-friends gather to talk about a new family affair. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 470: Recorded 24/12/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: Go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Timestamps: [00:00:00] Intro [00:01:03] Christmas greetings [00:06:37] Christmas vibes and traditions [00:15:29] Piracy talk [00:21:03] Pets, pee, and human mess [00:34:17] Glorius (2022) [00:36:58] Younger step-parents [00:54:50] Wrap --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon, & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm You know,
0:03.0	I'm not recording at home.
0:37.5	That means that you can hear that I just said clap.
0:40.6	And now I'm saying the intro.
0:42.2	Welcome to the official podcast.
0:43.8	We have Jackson,
0:47.3	Andrew, and Kaya.
0:50.8	If you said that out loud along with me,
0:52.9	you get a gold star.
0:55.7	And today we have lots of topics, including who wants to go first?
1:01.9	Well, first of all, I feel like we need to get it out.
1:04.8	We actually do need to say Merry Christmas, and this is coming out of Christmas.
1:09.5	Merry Christmas, everyone. This is your Christmas present this year.
1:13.6	It's another episode of the thing that you've been watching for eight years.
1:16.6	If you don't celebrate Christmas, go fuck yourself. You do now.
1:20.6	So Merry Christmas. Enjoy it. Have a good time with.
1:23.6	Don't celebrate Christmas. Get the fuck out of my country.
1:26.6	Holy shit.
1:30.3	Was it 10 years ago?
1:35.5	Was it 10 years ago when, like, the biggest argument online was basically whether you should say Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays?
1:37.7	It wasn't online.
1:39.0	That was more the actual, like, sphere of people, like, politic people that were coming on on that. That was a big thing. That was so stale. This is, like, discovering people like politic people that were coming on on that
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