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🗓️ 11 May 2025
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0:30.0 | Oh, hey y'all, call child services because on May 25th, I will be in Las Vegas, Nevada, |
0:35.3 | probably without my children. Last time I performed in |
0:38.1 | Vegas, Pat, weren't you there? Yeah. Make that up. You were the last comic to perform |
0:45.8 | at the Mirage. I got it closed. It closed down. What is that? Remember when I did that show, |
0:52.7 | Lily Singh and the next day it got canceled? |
0:55.3 | I think they were already getting canceled, but I like to really come in at the, you know, and let the nostalgia do the work. |
1:03.7 | I don't think I'll be bringing my child to Vegas this time because last time I brought my son onto the floor and remember that, like, weathered |
1:14.1 | trawlup was like, ma'am, you're not allowed to bring your child here. Like, like, as if, like, |
1:20.4 | I looked at me as if I was the one that had made bad decisions my entire life. Do you remember that? |
1:27.4 | It, like, shook me for a while. |
1:29.1 | I was like, hold on, no, no, no, this woman looks down on me. |
1:35.3 | And she was right at the time. By the way, she's still right. She's still right. Okay, I'm not going to take my kid to Vegas. |
1:41.3 | I'm just going to leave him at Rupal's drag race. I'm coming to Canada. July 18th. I'll be in Winnipeg on August 9th. I'm going to be in Halifax, Canada. |
1:50.9 | I think these are all with Berk Kreischer, right? And then he'll do videos with a shirt off on the treadmill I've been to be in Ridgefield, Connecticut on September 5th, the day after my birthday, two shows. |
2:04.0 | Huntington, New York, I'll be the Paramount on September 6th. |
2:06.8 | And then Vancouver, Canada, 912, Richmond, Virginia. |
2:10.2 | I will be there September 19th. |
2:11.6 | Norfolk, Virginia, September 20th, Toronto, Ontario. |
2:15.8 | I'm coming to you in October. |
2:17.0 | And then Baltimore, Toronto, Ontario. I'm coming to you in October. And then Baltimore, Arkansas, |
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