Brigitte Macron and Bill Belichick should just Wife-Swap and Whitney’s Great News

Good For You

Whitney Cummings

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.4 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Tickets for The Big Baby Tour https://punchup.live/whitneycummings/tickets#tour Whitney reacts to Tim Dillon and Candace Owens discussing her investigation into the gossip surrounding French President Emmanuel Macron’s wife. Whitney can’t get past how the couple met and their age gap, which leads to a hot take on supporting Bill Belichick and his younger, controversial girlfriend—as well as Blake Lively being named Time Person of the Year. In an effort to be less negative, Whitney launches a new segment called Great News, where she shares good things happening in the world that are guaranteed to fix your depression. SHOP: https://whitneycummings.com/index.html#store Thank you to our sponsors! Huel 15% off your first order + Free Gift (new customers only, $75 minimum) Use code: WHITNEY https://www.huel.com/whitney Squarespace 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Use code: WHITNEY https://www.squarespace.com/whitney Blissy 60-night risk-free trial + 30% off Use code: WHITNEY https://www.blissy.com/whitney OneSkin 15% off your order Use code: WHITNEY https://www.oneskin.co 📢APPLE PODCASTS » https://apple.co/34n2nTc 📢 SPOTIFY » https://spoti.fi/2NDmF40 📢STITCHER » https://tinyurl.com/7vbp2btk 📢AMAZON » https://tinyurl.com/3h3mz3jd 🎥 PREVIOUS VIDEO » https://tinyurl.com/2p8rms7r 👕 THE GOOD FOR YOU MERCH » store.whitneycummings.com 🛎 Subscribe to the channel it’s WILD here & hit the notification bell so you never miss a GOOD FOR YOU upload! » https://bit.ly/3hYCnpg for new videos! ✨ KEEP IN TOUCH WITH WHITNEY: INSTAGRAM » http://instagram.com/whitneycummings FACEBOOK » http://facebook.com/whitneycummings TWITTER » http://twitter.com/whitneycummings TIKTOK » realwhitneycummings 🐘DON’T RIDE ELEPHANTS! ❤ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, back again, back again. Me again. This weekend, I will be in Lexington, Kentucky
0:06.4	at the Lexington Opera House, Singing Opera. May 3rd, I'll be in Indianapolis, Indian at the Egyptian
0:12.1	room. I don't think we can say that. Chattanooga, I'm going to be there on May 9th, and May 10th,
0:17.2	I'll be in Knoxville. I'm going to be in Las Vegas, Nevada, on May 25th. This time at the Palazzo Theater, once I saw a woman throw up in her hand and hold it the whole show.
0:26.0	Also, one time, a woman left her kid with me who was seven.
0:31.4	So, and I didn't call child services. that's on me. July 18th, I'm going to be in Winnipeg, Canada, August 9th, Halifax,
0:38.8	August 24th, Calgary, September 5th. I'll be in Ridgefield, the day after my birthday, September 6th.
0:43.6	I'll be in Huntington, September 12th, Vancouver, Canada, the national in Norfolk, Virginia,
0:49.2	on September 20th, October 3rd, I'll be in Ontario, I'll be in Baltimore, and then I'm coming to Fayetteville, Arkansas, Hot Springs, and then Redding, Pennsylvania, and then Philadelphia on November 22nd.
1:00.6	Then Fort Lauderdale and New Orleans, Norlands, Norlands.
1:06.2	Now, this Bridget Macron thing, it's starting to hit my Instagram feed, like main feed and
1:12.3	Discover page.
1:13.2	So I'm like, let's go.
1:14.8	All right?
1:15.0	A couple weeks ago, Tim Dillon was supposed to come on this podcast, okay?
1:18.3	We rearranged everything.
1:20.1	Okay, move my entire day to make it happen.
1:22.7	And he canceled.
1:24.2	And instead, he did a podcast with Candice Owens about the president of France's wife,
1:27.9	allegedly being a man, and I've never been so happy that someone canceled plans on me.
1:32.6	I'm excited that other people are talking about this, because I'm not going to be the first
1:35.7	person out front talking about any wild things anymore. I already said on CNN that it's weird
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