Elizabeth Holmes is back, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Christmas and the Bad is the New Good

Good For You

Whitney Cummings

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.4 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0	The amount of energy that is freed up in your brain in the summer when you don't have to worry about the pubs on your big toe having grown out, that's theranos, baby.
0:11.3	Liz Holmes is back and we're going to forgive her. Okay? If you're mad at Liz Holmes, you don't get it. You don't understand winner mentality.
0:21.6	The only way to win these days is to create a problem that doesn't exist and then solve it with a device that doesn't work.
0:27.2	I'm going to take Pink Pony Club off my workout jams playlist.
0:31.3	Just in time for me to go to Las Vegas on May 25th, I will be at the...
0:34.8	Look, I don't know why I'm at the Venetian Palazzo on a Sunday night at 10 p.m.
0:40.5	I just, this is what I get for responding to an email.
0:44.5	They're like, do you want to do Vegas?
0:45.6	I'm like, yes, I violated every boundary I have, every molecule of integrity I have left,
0:53.4	and I responded to an email.
0:55.1	You know I don't do that.
0:56.6	Tuesday morning at Caesar's Palace.
0:59.7	I'm like, what happened?
1:01.9	Like, why am I, I'm sorry, did Chris Angel's ghost brother's show cancel?
1:08.4	Why am I on at 10 p.m. on a Sunday in Las Vegas? Who is available in
1:15.8	Las Vegas Sunday at 10 p.m.? Is it a holiday weekend? Is Monday a day off? And that's why it's
1:22.8	good for Sundays? Pat, I don't care about holidays. You know, holidays are for dorks.
1:30.9	But like people will party in Vegas on a Sunday night if Monday is a day off work.
1:35.3	The people whose group on, like they didn't read the fine print.
1:40.0	Yeah. They didn't get to carrot top fast enough.
1:43.3	It's all Sunday night Vegas people are the ones that didn't read the group on fine print.
1:48.4	They thought it was Saturday, but it was Saturday at 1201.
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