Kattwarts: School of Pimpcraft & Niggatry

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Comedy

4.9 • 27.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2016

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Oh, who knows?

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0:00.0	Hey, tramp.
0:01.4	So listen, if you love putting sweet and salty morsels into your mouth at night time,
0:10.5	daytime, lunch time, I suggest that you go to naturebox.com slash the read to go and
0:17.1	find you something delicious.
0:19.2	This way you won't have to worry about putting anything gross, archemically altered into
0:28.8	your face at inappropriate times in your life.
0:33.3	Just go to naturebox.com slash the read and you'll get 50% off your first box of delicious,
0:39.2	awesome, naturey snacks.
0:40.9	Let's go to the show.
0:44.3	It's all for real.
0:47.6	I'm telling you because how I feel.
0:50.1	I'm not an anchor.
0:52.8	My nation is the shit that me.
0:57.0	It was I, Carly.
0:58.0	I know it was vaguely familiar.
1:00.4	I've seen a few episodes of that.
1:01.6	It was cute.
1:02.6	I Carly was funny.
1:03.6	It was pretty good.
1:04.6	I was surprised.
1:05.6	And they were like one of the last few shows to have like theme songs.
1:10.1	Okay.
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