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The Read

Another Thursday

The Read

The Read

Comedy

4.927.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Ciara's ring, Chris Brown's new movie and Mariah's reality show

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0:00.0

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0:07.6

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0:13.6

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0:25.7

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0:31.6

look sexy and shit springs around the corner. And let's start the show.

0:36.0

You got a ludicrous mood today? I was just actually a never in ludicrous mood.

0:41.1

You doing whole activities with whole tendencies, holes are your friends, holes are your enemies.

0:46.8

I haven't been in a ludicrous mood since 7th or 8th grade. I used to love ludicrous misogynist to

0:52.0

guess who I love that shit move bitch you honestly could not tell me one fucking thing.

0:57.1

I was so aggressive on the highway when that song is on in my car.

1:03.2

I was just under pressure because I didn't know what to say. And I said to say the first thing that

1:07.6

comes to mind. And that's what it was. Well I loved it. Okay well. That was ludicrous at his peak.

1:13.2

So thank you for that. I'm a wolf. I was gonna say I'm ludicrous. I'll be word of mouth.

1:19.4

I'll be a karma. Okay. And this is the read.

1:27.8

Hey. Hey friend. What's up?

1:30.8

Have a good day. So I just wrote it was yesterday. Yes. We stayed up so late.

1:34.8

And eight sugar. Right ridiculousness. Shout out to the way they're coming around slowly but

1:42.8

surely playing with our emotions because it was 70 for like two days and then it dropped back

1:47.9

down like 30. Right. And now my allergies are going in between chilling out. Okay.

1:53.3

For those of me. No. My allergies are doing the fucking most. My eyelid was swollen for three days.

2:00.0

Well it's like 60 something today. So we're doing nice. Right. No we just took that.

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